I got this as a gift and I was really excited about it. I'm affected by the lack of light during the winter and thought this would be perfect. It even has soothing bird noises to gently wake you up.
I imagined I would wake up every day just like the nice lady did in the pic on the amazon product page:
Instead, this is what I wake up to every day. Apparently the soothing bird noises turn Tony into a homicidal bird-killing maniac.